Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.

By : Mark Twain

Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.

By : Mark Twain

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

By : Mark Twain

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

By : Mark Twain

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

By : Mark Twain

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

By : Mark Twain

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

By : Mark Twain

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

By : Mark Twain

When in doubt tell the truth.

By : Mark Twain

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

By : Mark Twain

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

By : Mark Twain

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

By : Mark Twain