Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

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It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.

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Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

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When in doubt tell the truth.

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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

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