'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

By : Mark Twain

The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word.

By : Mark Twain

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

By : Mark Twain

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

By : Mark Twain

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

By : Mark Twain

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

By : Mark Twain

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

By : Mark Twain

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

By : Mark Twain

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

By : Mark Twain

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

By : Mark Twain

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

By : Mark Twain

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

By : Mark Twain