'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word.

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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

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Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

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