If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

By : Rodney Dangerfield 0 Likes          


I want to warn anyone who sees the Peace Corps as an alternative to the draft that life may well be easier at Fort Dix or at apost in Germany than it will be with us.

By : Sargent Shriver

    View

I believe I'm a better authority than anybody else in America on my own wife. I have never known a person with a stronger sense of right and wrong in my life ever.

By : William J. Clinton

    View

Well it is certainly the case that the poems - which were in fact published during Shakespeare's lifetime - are weird if they began or originated in this form, as I think they did, because the poems get out of control.

By : Stephen Greenblatt

    View

When I go to farms or little towns, I am always surprised at the discontent I find. And New York, too often, has looked across the sea toward Europe. And all of us who turn our eyes away from what we have are missing life.

By : Norman Rockwell

    View

I think doing something of your life is something that you've got deep inside, whether it's to, whether you want to be an astronaut or a, whether you want to do science, or whether you want to be a movie star, or whatever.

By : Philippe Perrin

    View

My parents were divorcing, and I think at certain times of your life you do attract the wrong type of person. You don't know any better, and you don't know how you'd like to be treated.

By : Lisa Snowdon

    View

Samurai culture did exist really, for hundreds of years and the notion of people trying to create some sort of a moral code, the idea that there existed certain behaviors that could be celebrated and that could be operative in a life.

By : Edward Zwick

    View

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.

By : Lucille Ball

    View

I went to Ithaca, found the Grateful Dead and my life was changed.

By : David Boreanaz

    View

Teaching to unsuspecting youngsters the effective use of formal methods is one of the joys of life because it is so extremely rewarding.

By : Edsger Dijkstra

    View

For the first time in my life I feel important. I'd like to have five babies.

By : June Allyson

    View

The line of life is a ragged diagonal between duty and desire.

By : William R. Alger

    View