Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
By : Ambrose Bierce
The real advantage for me is that I have the opportunity to lead worship every Sunday.
By : John Tesh
A visual image in the hand of an artist is merely a tool to trigger a mental image.
By : Roy H. Williams
There have been linkages between the Iraqi government and al-Qaeda going back more or less a decade.
By : Douglas Feith
I've gone through stages where I hate my body so much that I won't even wear shorts and a bra in my house because if I pass a mirror, that's the end of my day.
By : Fiona Apple
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
By : Jim Davis
I'll see Naomi Wolf on television periodically, I have nothing against her and what she says, but I'll feel that she's a politician, like she's got an agenda to get across and that she doesn't always say what's really true or exactly what she feels.
By : Elizabeth Wurtzel
My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.
By : Johnny Vegas
They were conspiring to desert us in the night and steal some of our horses... we engaged a spy.
By : Zebulon Pike
I'd never been a teacher before, and here I was starting my first day with these eager students. There was a shortage of teachers, and they had been without a math teacher for six months. They were so excited to learn math.
By : Andrew Shue