By : Al Franken 0 Likes
I used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water.
By : Jamelia
When the audience is awful you can still have a great night and people will walk out thinking they had a great time even though there was loads of loudmouths and the sound was terrible.
By : Leo Kottke
You know, the market was down yesterday... my first thought when I heard-just on a personal basis, when I heard there had been this attack and I saw the futures this morning, which were really in the tank, I thought, Time to buy.
By : Brit Hume
I'm telling you, it's so exciting playing out there because I'm playing well, you have the crowd behind you, and it's such a good feeling. I'm really having a good time out there.
By : Stefan Edberg
There was a period of time in America where the advertising world actually went to the housewives of America and had them write jingles that would appeal to them. It was actually brilliant marketing.
By : Julianne Moore
I like it when songs develop in some way. Four minutes usually isn't enough time for something to develop musically.
By : Donald Fagen
Being a teenager is an amazing time and a hard time. It's when you make your best friends - I have girls who will never leave my heart and I still talk to. You get the best and the worst as a teen. You have the best friendships and the worst heartbreaks.
By : Sophia Bush
Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.
By : Albert Schweitzer
The themes Poe used were universal and timeless. As long as the English language exists at all, we will be able to appreciate what he did. It will not age! It will not become dated!
By : John Astin
What's more important than who's going to be the first black manager is who's going to be the first black sports editor of the New York Times.
By : Bill Russell
A lot of times, women don't get the male perspective in regards to a relationship, what men go through when they're not really dealing well.
By : Morris Chestnut