Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain.

By : Jane Austen 0 Likes          


I wish that my husband's friends had left him where he is, happy and contented in retirement.

By : Anna Harrison

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

By : Joan Rivers

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Being a husband is a whole-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.

By : Arnold Bennett

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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

By : Phyllis Diller

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Well, I love having kids. But I have the advantage of having a lot of help, a real hands-on husband and small children whom I can easily manipulate.

By : Jane Kaczmarek

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My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

By : Rita Rudner

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I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

By : George Eliot

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A true king is neither husband nor father

By : Pierre Corneille

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Of all the movies I've done in my life, the one where I play a crazy awful psycho woman finds me my husband.

By : Bridgette Wilson

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Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the lover swooning under his lady's window.

By : Honore de Balzac

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Sometimes I have given my husband a manuscript to read that has turned out to have fantastic rave reviews and he'll tell me it is no good. Well, if I didn't know him as well as I know him I would be terribly depressed.

By : Katherine Dunham

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One day it was about getting married that mother talked with me, and I said I was so glad that when you didn't like being married, or got tired of your husband, you could get Unmarried.

By : Eleanor Porter

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