Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

I happen to believe that the preemption school is correct, that the risks of allowing Saddam Hussein to acquire his weapons will only grow with time... view

By: Charles Krauthammer

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I believe it's time to put our best ideas on the table and work toward a bipartisan solution, with the single goal of leaving the Social Security system stronger than we found it... view

By: Chris Chocola

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There is a lot of strength and intelligence in Hollywood... view

By: Fay Wray

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Sometimes we crash and burn. It's better to do it in private... view

By: Dean Kamen

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If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then unto me... view

By: William Shakespeare

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That the Op-Ed page is very important in readers' and the nation's perception of the Times, the perception of its editorial positions, and of its implicit editorial positions as expressed by the publisher's choice of people who are given the freedom to write opinion columns... view

By: Daniel Okrent

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Time, which alone makes the reputation of men, ends by making their defects respectable... view

By: Voltaire

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We're real people and we're a band that's been playing on the scene for a long time. We've made a lot of friends, and one enemy we've always had was the NME. They've always basically slated us and they've basically never ever written about the music... view

By: Dan Hawkins

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If guys don't respect themselves, they don't respect other people. That's times and personalities. And all of them are not that way. But it don't take but one or two to screw up the whole crowd... view

By: Richard Petty

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More fundamentally, it is a dream that does not die with the onset of manhood: the dream is to play endlessly, past the time when you are called home for dinner, past the time of doing chores, past the time when your body betrays you past time itself... view

By: John Thorn

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I wish you would read a little poetry sometimes. Your ignorance cramps my conversation... view

By: Anthony Hope

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Well, look at all of these summer blockbusters. You can't help but laugh a little, because you've already seen a lot of these movies 482 times... view

By: Sean Penn

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