Let's take care of mothers and infants first, and then let's see what's left over for everybody over 50. I'm over 50. If I get sick, I would rather have money spent on children before it's spent on me.
By : Richard Dooling
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
By : Rita Rudner
At Rochester, I came with the same emotions as many of the entering freshman: everything was new, exciting and a bit overwhelming, but at least nobody had heard of my brothers and cousins.
By : Steven Chu
Necessity may well be called the mother of invention but calamity is the test of integrity.
By : Samuel Richardson
Most people have no imagination. If they could imagine the sufferings of others, they would not make them suffer so. What separated a German mother from a French mother?
By : Ernst Toller
I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.
By : Jules Feiffer
I imagine a lot of people tune in simply to watch reporters get bitch-slapped by Mother Nature, and frankly, who can blame them?
By : Anderson Cooper
But after a few minutes of convincing myself that I really wanted to go - telling myself that I love skating and that my coach is there waiting for me - I would get up and go. And my mother would always get up and eat breakfast with me!
By : Nancy Kerrigan
If the Wright Brothers were alive today, Orville would have to lay off Wilbur.
By : Robert Crandall
Every man must define his identity against his mother. If he does not, he just falls back into her and is swallowed up.
By : Camille Paglia