The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

By : Honore de Balzac 0 Likes          


A husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates.

By : Samuel Richardson

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I printed a list of Irish names from the Internet and my husband, Dave, saw Finley on the list. I really liked it but didn't want to scare Dave off with my enthusiasm. So I used a little reverse psychology and let him think it was his idea.

By : Holly Marie Combs

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Some people are cool with the fact that their bodies bear witness to this great thing they produced, their children, and I understand that. But on a personal level, it makes me feel better that my breasts are not down to my knees when I'm undressed in front of my husband.

By : Patricia Heaton

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My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France.

By : Lillie Langtry

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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

By : Martin Luther

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I'm just not comfortable with that society stuff. I mean, we were just invited to the White House, but my husband won't take me because he knows I don't want to go.

By : Pia Zadora

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They see me as being this Super Mom on TV who also can more than handle a difficult husband, and they assume I'm going to be just full of wisdom as a mother and wife myself.

By : Patricia Richardson

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I think there's something degrading about having a husband for a rival. It's humiliating if you fail and commonplace if you succeed.

By : Christopher Hampton

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A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed.

By : Honore de Balzac

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I focused on where she was from of course, her voice and her history, her relationship with God - her religion. This was probably the strongest relationship she has had, really. She never seemed to maintain close relationships with husbands.

By : Gretchen Mol

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

By : Helen Rowland

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In a way, my past gives me a little credibility. Not that anybody cares what I did nineteen years ago, but I did have a career, and a legitimate one, before I met my husband.

By : Pia Zadora

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