The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

By : Honore de Balzac 0 Likes          


Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the lover swooning under his lady's window.

By : Honore de Balzac

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This is how psychiatry has functioned-as a kind of property arm of the government, who can put you away if your husband doesn't like you.

By : Kate Millett

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Donald, my husband, considers himself a feminist.

By : Judy Chicago

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Do you have any idea what it's like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros.

By : Aisha Tyler

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My husband thinks he's compromising if we have one cook instead of three.

By : Ellen Barkin

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I know who I am as a person, as a father, and as a husband.

By : Brian Littrell

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What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.

By : Ashley Scott

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

By : Helen Rowland

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The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person - her husband.

By : Lady Bird Johnson

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I've done enough for a while and people get fed up of seeing you, but apart from that, although I'm young, I need a bit of rest. You could say I have become a house husband. It's not a new man thing, it's just largely a boring man who doesn't mind staying in the house thing.

By : James McAvoy

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The average husband enjoys the total effect of his home but is usually unable to contribute any of the details of work and organisation that make it enjoyable.

By : Havelock Ellis

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If she has a good, strong, reliable father image, which is hard to find these days, that will be her image of men, probably for the rest of her life. She'll look for a husband who embodies those qualities.

By : Robert Johnson

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