Steve Allen Quotes
Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots... view
By: Steve Allen
Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics... view
By: Steve Allen
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind... view
By: Steve Allen
If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow... view
By: Steve Allen
If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war... view
By: Steve Allen
In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders... view
By: Steve Allen
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar... view
By: Steve Allen
One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations... view
By: Steve Allen
Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized... view
By: Steve Allen
The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake... view
By: Steve Allen
Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances... view
By: Steve Allen