Steve Martin Quotes

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness... view

By: Steve Martin

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy... view

By: Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks... view

By: Steve Martin

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper... view

By: Steve Martin

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't... view

By: Steve Martin

Love is a promise delivered already broken... view

By: Steve Martin

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture... view

By: Steve Martin

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that... view

By: Steve Martin

Well, excuuuuuse me!.. view

By: Steve Martin

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot... view

By: Steve Martin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night... view

By: Steve Martin

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies... view

By: Steve Martin

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK.. view

By: Steve Martin

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke... view

By: Steve Martin

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready... view

By: Steve Martin

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them... view

By: Steve Martin

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty... view

By: Steve Martin

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is... view

By: Steve Martin

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be... view

By: Steve Martin

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!.. view

By: Steve Martin

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town... view

By: Steve Martin